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Kool
Keith Age: 25 Birthplace: Bronx, NY Likes: Porn, Animals Dislikes: Girls who are not innovative that don't like to take pictures. Quote: "I'm the master of the game, all the girls know my name." |
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Black
Elvis Age: 24 Birthplace: Memphis, TN Likes: Flashy Cars, Nice Disco Clubs Dislikes: Evil Twin Dr. Dooom Quote: "Black Elvis, Rock Star, Walkin' Down Broadway." |
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Dr.
Dooom Age: 24 Birthplace: New York Likes: Arms, Hamburgers infested with mice, having roaches around Dislikes: Ox smell, Dept. of Food & Agriculture Quote: "I'm a New York psycho buyin' shells in the Hollywood section" |
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Dr.
Octagon Age: Deceased Birthplace: Jupiter Likes: n/a Dislikes: n/a Quote: "No please, don't shoot!" |
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Poppa
Large Age: 35 Birthplace: Bronx, NY Likes: Daredevil videos, Spinning around in circles Dislikes: Quicksand, Soft Pretzels Quote: "I'm Poppa Large, Big Shot On The East Coast" |
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Mr.
Green Age: 259 Birthplace: Zzyzx Likes: Big money strip clubs, Wells Fargo, Bank Of America Dislikes: Purple Quote: "Being green is easy for me." |
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Sinister
6000 Age: 7999 Birthplace: Iceland Likes: Warm, Cuddly Woman Dislikes: Democracy, Carbon Quote: "Sinster 6000 / new styles I be housing." |
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Fly
Ricky: The Wine Taster Age: 43 Birthplace: Miami, F.L. Likes: Salsa Music, Fine Wines, Mongos Dislikes: Cheap, Inexpensive Wines, Fake burritos Quote: "I did a show with the Gap Band in Miami." |
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Rhythm
X Age: 30 Birthplace: BX, New York Likes: Mae West, Gastronomy Dislikes: Traffic, Soft Cauliflower Quote: "Rhythm X roller, my style gets critical, Brain connects, computer rhymes get physical." |
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Willie
Natural Age: 23 Birthplace: Harlem, NY Likes: Sofa & Loveseat Combo Dislikes: Strenuous work or exercise Quote: "I'm just a natural kinda guy." |
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Clean
Man Age: 30 Birthplace: Comet Likes: Girls Who Are Clean Dislikes: Grime In Hard To Reach Places Quote: "I've come to get rid of grease and knock out tough stains." |
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Rev.
Tom Age: 67 Birthplace: L.A. Likes: Lingere, Politics Dislikes: People who don't put money in church baskets Quote: "You best to kneel and let the Reverend heal you." |
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Keith
Turbo Age: 1 Birthplace: Indianapolis, In Likes: Oil, Racecar driving Dislikes: Station Wagons Quote: "Man, I could throw a 100 pound Walrus through the wall!" |
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Robbie
Analog Age: 28 Birthplace: Austin, TX Likes: Vinyl, Cassettes Dislikes: CD's, DATS, Milk Quote: "I don't sample jazz records." |
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Willie
Biggs Age: 22 Birthplace: Uptown Likes: Blondes, Cold Duck Dislikes: Landlords, Anntennas Quote: "Keep it real, represent what? My nuts!" |
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Mr.
Gerbick Age: 208 Birthplace: Jupiter Likes: Fishing, Swimming Dislikes: Wolfmen, Flossing Quote: "Skin like alligator, carrying a dead walrus." |